Star Jumps and farts

Mum reckons that if I do 15-20 starjumps (depending on my 'body type') I'll be warm for an hour.
That's the kind of thought-framework that I come from.
brilliant. thanks mum.

Dad did a fart in Auckland and blamed it on me - I'm in Japan.
That's the kind of reaction-framework that I come from.
choice. onto it dad.

My family sets up a laptop in the kitchen and then walk away when I'm talking to them on skype. they then walk past it several times smiling at me, pretending to walk up and down stairs, falling into holes etc.
That's the kind of humour-framework that I come from.
brilliant. kia ora whanau.

now you know why I am like I am.